my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you
I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people
"Chris and I have been in a lot of dark places together, and the thing I love about Chris, we met over some ‘apple juice’ and it was like one of those experiences where there’s a dude you meet and you’re like ‘Man, you’re a cool dude.’ Then a whole bottle of ‘apple juice’ later you’re like ‘Man, we’re friends.’ Just a dark, dark place."- Anthony Mackie.
I BROKE MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON HELP ME
have you tried turning it off and back on again
I HIT IT REALLY HARD AND STILL HASN’T TURNED OFF
there is no need to shout ma’am. have you tried turning it off and back on
I AM NOT SHOUTING
IT DOESN’T TURN OFF
ma’am, ma’am, have you tried turning it on & off again
-You ready to follow Captain America into the jaws of death?
-Hell, no. That little guy from Brooklyn who was too dumb not to run away from a fight. I’m following him.
movie theaters are actually really cute like a bunch of strangers come together to watch a movie together with snacks and candy and laughing and crying aw good job movie theaters i see what you did there
Steve and Bucky marathoning all the James Bond movies and laughing at the ridiculousness of some of the older ones
and one day on a mission, the villian asks who he is and Bucky goes
"Barnes. James Barnes." while Steve cracks up over the com-link
Her smile was shy and sweet. A lovely girl, thought Tyrion, and a kinder fate than my nephew deserves.
I want younger Tom Cruise right now. In my bed. Omg.
HOW IS HE SO HOT FOR THE PAST 30 YEARS.